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When jace arrived we went to his house that was surrounded by wolves

He ordered them off because they were growling at me and that counts as a threat to these guys so he was angry at them

We walked through the house and into the kitchen

The smell was inviting and homely until we got close to the kitchen

Then it made me hungry

"Hi jace, what's your name Hun" a man who looked a little like jace

"Jax sir" I answered quietly

"Jax it's ok my mum won't hurt you promise" jace whispered to me

Wait he said mum

His parents are gay stupid

Oh

Duh

Shut up kitty

I'm not a kitty

Yes you are

No I'm a cat

What's the difference

Kitty is short for kitten I am NOT a kitten

You kinda am

Am not

Are too

Am not

Sure kitty

Ugh your such a dick why did the goddess give me YOU for a human

Hey you know why

Why then

Cause nobody else could dingbat

Why couldn't they give me a sensible human or just allow me to be a free spirit

Poor kitty

If I give you my name will you stop calling me kitty

Sure

....sox

Wait your names sox no way

I was laughing at this point as my cat was called sox

"What's so funny" someone said walking into the room

I jumped turning around loosing my hat so my ears were showing

"Aww he's so cute jace" his mum said

"definitely a neko jace" the guy said

"Jax it's ok he won't hurt you" jace whispered again "and your ears are adorable can I see your tail"

"Nope my tails staying down" I whispered back

He grabbed my hat and put it above his head "please"

"Give me my hat back" I said

"Nope" he replied "you know what u have to do to get it back"

"Fine" I said grumpily stretching my tail out "hat please"

He gave me my hat and we went for food

"So where do you come from sweetly" his mum asked

"New York sir" I answered

"Call me jay sweetie" he answered "and grumpy guts here Jason"

"I am not grumpy" Jason said

"Yes you are" jay said

"You two sound like me and my cat" I said giggling

"You can speak to your cat" his dad asked

"Yeah why?"  I answered

"Because wolfs cant do that, they will give us advice and ask to take over or scream mate sometimes but not often"

We carried on chatting until I had to go home

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