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As I came home from work. I noticed on the kitchen table was a note, from Kyo.

Jun,

Love Kyo.

I smiled after reading the note.

//hmm I think he's asleep//

As I sat down to enjoy Kyo's rice ball, I heard a girly shriek and quickly rushes to Kyo's room.

He was on his desk chair, which I have a feeling is gonna break.

'Kyo! Whats the matter!'

Kyo pointed down and there was a spider about 2 inches.

'Uhh...why won't you just step on it?'

'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME JUN?!? IT COULD BIT HIS WAY TO MY SOCKS!!'

'Your not wearing socks'

'I DONT CARE!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!'

I give out a big sigh and walked out.

'WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?!? ARE YOU A PUSSY ON KILLING A SPIDER?!?'

I walked back in holding a small card bored and a glass.

'Look who's talking. Pussy cat'

'Hmph!'

I bent over and place the spider on the card bored (I didn't really place it on, it just crawl towards it) then I put a glass over it preventing from escaping. I walked out the door and let it free. I then came back to Kyo's room.

'You could have killed it Jun..'

I could hear Kyo muttered. I walked towards Kyo and sniff him.

'You didn't shower'

I spoke.

'Hmm? *sniff* hehe oh yea. I'll do that in the morning'

'Your gonna stench up your room.'

'Look Jun, I'm tired from searching for a job the whole day, and-'

I lift up Kyo and placed him on my shoulder.

'J-JUN! Put me down!!!!'

I ignore him and walked towards the bathroom. I turn on the foist, then strip Kyo until he's wearing his underwear.

'JUN!! NOO!! THAT WATER IS EVIL!!'

'Kyo, your 25 year old now....are we gonna have this argument?'

I could feel Kyo struggling on my shoulder. As the water was full, I drop Kyo.

'What?! Hey?!? You didn't take off my boxers! Now they are gonna get wet!!'

'Now why would I want to take off your boxers and see your noodles dangling?'

'Okay fair but they are gonna get wet!'

'When your are done, I'll get a new one for you'

I walked out of the room and I could feel something wet on my neck.

'HA! Who's wet now Jun!'

I reach to the sink with a bucket. I got a bucket full of cold water and walked towards to Kyo and dump it.

'Your wet now Kyo, and cold'

I chuckled with my smirked activated then walked out.

As morning came, I awoken and trudge towards to Kyo's room.

'Morning'

I realized that he's still asleep. I walked towards his bed and pull the cover off but little did I know that he's using a dummy.

//why is that dummy using a dummy?//

I walked out and saw Kyo up and making breakfast.

'Morning'

'Good morning!'

'You seem in a good mood Kyo'

'Yea I know and I really don't know why'

He light up like a bulb. If I wasn't so tired I would take that bulb and make it twist in me.

'Here Jun, some fresh coffee'

As he handed me coffee, I got this feeling like he's pulling a prank. Is it April 1st? I check my calendar and it's not, but I didn't bother on checking on the coffee if it's safe or not. I toke a big slurp. But something wasn't right. It's tasted....salty?....THAT BITCH! PUT SALT IN MY COFFEE!!

'So Jun, hows your coffee?'

He smirked at me. So I just did a spit take to his face.

'YOU FUCKING PUT SALT IN MY COFFEE!! Oh now the game is on Kyo!'

'Bring.....it......on big boi!'

We glared at each other for about 5 min, which is pretty stupid of us. The next day I got home from work and saw 1 dollar on the ground, which is useless. So I walked over it, but I the thing I didn't see is a thin white thread and stupid me just hit it which cause some kind of trap. When the trap noise are done, I blew out a sigh. Suddenly a random paper flew to me face and fell. I pick it up and it reads 'Look Up!' I look up but there are nothing, then another note flew by, it states 'Look Down!' I look down, but nothing so I gave up cuz I'm wasting my time then suddenly I look straight across and a pie flew to my face. Out of the blue Kyo jump I up and laugh his neko ass off.

'Ok your gonna get it Kyo!'

'Ha good luck'

Kyo lean to me and lick my face.

'Hmm. Sweet sweet revenge! For mixing me with water'

He smirked.

Oh now it's on Kyo! The battle has begun!

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