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~Ren's POV~
Wow. Three days passed so quickly.
I feel like the date with Dan was only yesterday.
Time passes so fast when you have someone who loves you. Sigh.
Anyway. Its Wednesday. And I am in my last period for my Wednesday classes, Algebra.
"Okey. Are there any questions?", Ms Madz asked.
Silence. Dismiss us quick!
RING! RING! RING!- The bell rang!
"Okey! You're all dismissed!", she happily said.
Everybody ran to the door. Lol. They almost didnt fit. Ralph must have slimmed a bit. He fitted perfectly out the door. Hehehe
I stood up and walked outside slowly.
"Boo!", a screamed scared me as i stepped out the door. And the guy bursted out laughing. It was Dan.
"Hahaha. Funny and hillarious!", I said plasticly.
"Sorry", he giggled. His stomach must be aching because of his burst out.
"Whatever",I snobbed
"Hey come on!", he grabbed me by the arm and pulled me to him "Cant your boyfriend have some fun with his boyfriend?"
"Hmmm", i thought and thought. "NO!", i screamed and thought it out again."I mean Yes. But not that way. You could have scared me to death!"
"Sorry", he giggled again "You should've seen the look on your face, babe"
"Haha!", I faked laugh
He hugged my arm. "Come on!"
"Yeah right", my walking came to a stop. "Jade Falbz"
"What do you want faggot?", she heard me say her bitchy name.
"Nothing, whore!", Dan talked back for me.
"Stop it Dan", i warned him
"She called you a 'faggot'", Dan point Jade.
"What do you want?", Jade interrupted
"I heard about rumors about the real dad", Dan said.
Dan never told me anything like such! How could he secretted that from me!
"Whaaaat?!", I screamed "And you didnt tell me?!"
"I only remembered it when i saw Jade's pain-in-the-ass face", Dan lifted a brow.
"Whatever", 'He must have forgetted it because I was always in his mind' I thought to myself.
"Who told you Danny?", Jade interrupted.AGAIN. Who is she?! InterruptGirl?! Cool! A super villian.
"Phoebe and Patrice",Dan just smiled while answering Jade's serious questions. I LOVE MY DAN. Go! Go!
"They told you why?!", Jade screamed.
"They were scared of me and my scissors to touch and cut their hair", Dan giggled
"Hair?!", Jade screamed again
"Aaaahhh! No! No! No!", Dan's philosophic side hits again! "Their Pits!" Hahahahaha!
"Shut up!", Jade shouted.
"Can we take this conversation somewhere private?", this time it was I who interrupted!
"Yeah! Thats better!", Jade answered quick because people were already surrounding us. Literaly! They are gathering!
We headed down the hall and made our way to the bleachers.
~~~Bleachers~~~
"What did Patrice and Phoebe tell you Dan?!", Jade started the conversation.
"They told me its Jimmy Serajim", Dan said calmly. Cute!!!! >
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"What!!!!", I gasped "Jade!!! Is that true???!!!"
When i looked at her she was in tears. Dramatic much?!
"Yeah. It is true!!!", and the dramatic scene sounds like somebody got shot dead in front of us and it was a friend of ours.
"Why didnt you tell us?! Like... right away?!!!", I screamed.
"Shut up!", She hissed "I didnt want anyone to know"
"Why did you blame innocent Harvey?", i asked. Speaking of Harvey... Where is he??? I havent seen him in a while. AWKWARD.
"Because he is like my big time crush!", She blushed.
"Flirt! Whore! Bitch!", Dan cursed
"Shut up Dan!", I hissed
"Make m-", I cut him off with a quick kiss.
"Gross!", Jade got disgusted
"Gross you and Jimmy did the S thing", Dan coughed.
Jade rolled her eyes and stared at the cloudy skies.
"What happened?!", I asked. Meet the GuyWithManyQuestions, Me!!!
Hahahahahaha!
"It happened on my 18th birthday party. I drugged him and did it with him when he was all loopy and dizzy and...", She paused
"Hard?", Dan coughed again
"Hahahahaha! Yeah! That!" Jade just laughed.
"Does your mom know?", I asked. Her mom probably doesnt.
"Yup. I went honest last saturday.", she answered.
Ahhh! During our date with Dan! Wow!
"Does Jimmy know?", Dan asked
"Yup. But Shai doesnt.", She frowned.
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Trivia!!!!
*Jimmy and Shai were an official couple since freshmen years.*
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Jade stood up and left. Dan told me to just leave her alone and leave us alone on the bleachers.
When Jade was completely gone. Dan stood up and checked the place. No one aas around.
He sat back. And made me sit on his lap. I kniew what he wanted . . . a kiss. Probably.
I placed my hands on his shoulders and leaned towards him and gave him what he wanted. Kisses passed and he was now know wrapping his arms around my neck and deepened our kiss. I broke it for a little breath and continued what i started.
"Aw!", i jumped when Dan bit my lower lip accidentaly strong.
"Sorry. Let me heal it for you", He pulled me nearer and tilted his head the other way and kissed me more.
"Yo Da-", I heard a guy from down the bleachers and i jumped off Dan immendiately. It was Lorenze.
"I think I am gonna throw up!"
"Why?", A girl then popped out. Angelie was here too.
"Hey!" Dan called. "You didnt see what you just saw, Lorenze!"
"You dont say?!", Lorenze said so weirdly. Gagger.
"What do you want Lorenze? And Angelie.", I asked
"Wanna have dinner at my house?", Lorenze generously invited us.
"Sure!", Dan replied in a flash "When is it?"
"Now!", Lorenze crossed his arms.
I caused the CrossArms Virus. Hahahah.
Dan and I stood together and went down the bleachers Hand-in-Hand.
Angelie and Lorenze followed the hand-in-hand thing. And we walked to the parking lot.
~~In Lorenze's House~~
"Wow!", I gasped. "So huge white house!"
"I know right", Dan stared at the.roof with me
"I never thought your Dad was Obama.", I joked "You live in a white house!"
"A white house", Syllabicated each syllable. "Not The White House", Loreze grinned.
"I know", I crossed my arms. Feel the virus! Dan crossed his arms after me crossing my arms. Spread this like a disease!
And the four of us bursted off laughing.
It was like a birthday party. But no balloons. Who wants balloons?! Maybe girls. To fake breasts. LMFAO.
"Who's birthday is it?", Dan read my mind
"Dude! Come on!", Lorenze spread his arms and pointed himself and the huge cake in front of us.
"Oh!!!", Dan laughed! "Dude, I am terribly sorry about forgetting your birthday!, Wait! You forgot when my birthday was when it was my birthday a month ago!"
"Fair! We are now Fair", Lorenze raised his hands to surrender.
"You' re house. Its been awhile"
"Lets eat..."
Eat...
Chat...
Gossip...
LOL...
Eat..
and Eat...
and Eat...
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"I dont drink!", I yelled as Dan and Lorenze tried hand me a bottle of beer.
I did before but only once... but that was the lasts. I swear to God.
Gosh my boyfriend's alcoholic. Luckily not so much. :)
"Come on!", Lorenze took a small glass cup and poured that transparent liquid in it. I dont know what its called 'cause I dont drink.
"Can I just drink coke instead?", I said as i stopped Lorenze from bringing the cup nearer to me.
"Cokes are for babies!", Dan screamed, Drunk.
Lorenze and Dan are drunk. Sigh.
Angelie and I arent drunk because we dont drink.
"Dan, you drink coke everyday at lunch", I teased
"Whatever", They gave up.
~11:30 PM~
"See you tomorrow!", I waved at Angelie.
"Okey! See yah!", Angelie waved back.
I was driving this time. Dan fainted in his seat. I stopped on a red light and leaned towards Dan and reached out for the seatbelt. I locked the seatbelt through him and drived the hell outta here.
"Ren...", Dan whispered in a drunk tone, of course.
"Wait Dan. We're near the dormitory building.", I stopped the car because Dan got up and leaned towards me.
"Can I kiss you?", Dan touched me by my thigh and crawling his hand towards my, you know...
"Dan! Wait!", I pushed him back to his seat. "No kissing me when you're drunk, okey? Kiss me when your thinking is sober. Let me drive safely, okey?"
"Pfft", Dan just laughed.
Got to the dorms safe and sound.
Now, how to deal with a drunk boyfriend?!
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