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Caleb

"How could you Caleb how could u leave me for one of my best friends!!!!?!!!!!!!!??" My ex Joe screamed at me "because he's my mate and I love him Joe we both know this would happen and I know u have been sneaking out to see your mate I don't know their name but I can smell them on you so ya were done no we are not and with that everything turned black....

Joe

I was in love with jack but he never new so when I realized he and Caleb where mates I made sure to put him through the pain I did I know I said I loved Caleb but it was always jack.... And know I'm taking his mate as I was moaning I heard the door open cause of course I took Caleb's phone and told him I was out but I knew he would come home and he do my plan worked out perfectly....

Ik it's really short but I'll make a sequel soon I promise I just need ideas comment vote on wht u think of this story thx for reading..

Joe:hey u cut out my sexy time

Me: Joe that's rape and that's cause ur cray cray I hope u step on Lego

Joe: you take that back you bitch

Me: that's it u asked for it I'm cutting u out Sally

Sally: Grrrrrrrr me hungry

Me: *dumps honey on Joe* here you go my Sally-bear eat up

Sally:yes mommy

Joe: *runs away screaming like a girl*

Me:go get him girl

Sally:yes ma'am

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