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Stiles: Italic

Derek: bold italic

(I was too lazy to always write their names)

Get your sour butt down to Deaton's. It's an emergency.

Why should I? Last time I checked you were mad at me and didn't want to see me.

I told you I was sorry about that! I didn't mean any of it and you know it!

And there you go, using exclamation points again.

What does have to do with anything?

It usually means that you're angry.

I'm sorry, okay?!!! I was jealous and stupid and I'm sorry

You were jealous? I thought you'd be smarter than to assume I'd cheat on my boyfriend! Especially when saidf boyfriend is texting me right now... Most likely with a doofy grin and a mock glare.

How did you know about the grin and the mock glare?

I know you extremely well?

Good enough for me.

I had an idea

That's never a good thing

Fuck you!

I know you want me to ;)

I was thinking you could come here and we'd go to Deaton's in a few hours but apparently that won't happen

Uh, yes! Yes that will! On my way now! Don't move!

Even if I move to my bed? ;)

If I get arrested by the cops for speed limit, I'm blaming you!

After you fucked me, of course

Don't fucking move! I don't even care if we end up fucking on the kitchen counter, just don't move!

I'll be waiting on the kitchen counter....

Better be!

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