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A/N: I finally had a bit of time for writing, so a new one shot came to mind. Enjoy and don't kill me for abandoning the other story (I Love You), I couldn't keep going anymore.

"A wolf walks into a bar, he carries a gun, and has his claws out.."

"Be quiet, we're working here."

"He goes to the bartender and orders a whiskey.."

"Stiles, please."

"The bartender looks at his claws and says, 'there's aconite in this.'..."

"Stiles, please! We're trying to figure out how not to get you killed!"

Even louder, Stiles continued on with his story, "The wolf, being beaten up and drowsy, says he still wants the drink, forgetting that aconite and wolfs bane are the same thing."

"Stiles, I know where this is going, Derek will kill you if you keep going."

"No, he won't Scott. As I was saying, the wolf drinks the whiskey anyway. He doesn't show his pain, just pays and gets out."

"Stiles, I'm serious! We're working!" roars Derek.

"The wolf then walks to his house, complaining once there about how painful his throat and stomach are. The other wolves fix him up as the human watches and takes note."

Derek takes a deep breath, sending a look of warning towards Stiles. Stiles smirks, making Derek growl, and keeps on going with the story, "The human, a few days later, is standing next to two of the wolves, including the one who drank wolfs bane and tells the story as if it were a joke."

Derek starts shaking in anger at this and Scott starts looking really worried.

Stiles keeps on going, "Moral of the story, if a wolf walks into a bar completely beaten up, he gets out of it after a drink of wolfs bane and shame in his eyes. Especially if his name is Derek. The End."

Derek roars, his eyes flashing red, and tackles Stiles to the ground. Stiles smiles and kisses him right on the mouth, stunning Derek, Scott, and the others who just so happened to walk in at that moment. Derek goes back into a completely human form and gets up, dragging Stiles along with him.

"What was that for?!" Derek asks... Well more like orders, really.

Stiles smiles and kisses him again, this time however Derek kisses back leaving everyone stunned.

1 Hour Later

The wolves have just left, all of them except for Derek.

He and Stiles look at each other and laugh.

"They really thought I had the guts to just kiss you randomly."

Derek smiled, "Well, you did the first time. It's just that this time, I really wanted you to."

"You did the first time too, you just didn't admit it until a week later when you came into my room, kissed me and left."

"Don't remind me, I was so nervous. You wouldn't imagine."

"I kissed a werewolf when he wasn't expecting it, I thought I was gonna die."

"You have a point there."

"So what do we tell them now?"

Derek froze at that, questioning it as well. He smirked and looked at Stiles, "I may have an idea."

The Next Day

The wolves walked in to find the house empty, they could hear Derek's heartbeat and..Stiles?!

The wolves looked at each other before they hurried up the stairs. Once in front of Derek's bedroom, they could smell two scents so mixed up that it was hard to discern them. The wolves' eyes widened in realization, Stiles and Derek (a talkative human and their Alpha, who hate each other by the way) had sex.

The wolves ran out of the house, not wanting to see that, and the love birds upstairs just slept through the day.

"Welp, that was gonna be a fun thing to play with." Derek thought in his slumbered state, smiling at the idea.

The End

A/N: I hope you enjoyed, leave your thoughts about it in the comments and give me a vote. Even better, leave your thoughts about it and say how much of 5 stars you give me. 

Thank you, love you. Bye.

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