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Natsu POV

I sat by the side of Gray's bed. We were currently in the Infirmary, waiting for Gray to wake up. We were in Gym when a tennis ball hit Gray in his face. Now normally I would've laughed at him, but this time he was hit by a ball Erza hit, and we all know that someone could die just from shaking her hand. The nurse said it's possible that he has a concussion, so that made me really worried for him. We were all waiting for him to wake up now.  Oh, speaking of him waking up you could see his eyes fluttering open. You know he has kind of long eye lashes for a guy, but not by much. His eyes are actually have specks of light blue in them too, they make his eyes even more enchanting-

"Natsu?" said Gray. Oh, I was staring. He smirked, "See something you like?" I blushed slighty before punching him lightly,

"Took you forever to wake up bastard!" I yell. He chuckled at me, he struggled to sit up. I helped him up, he groaned (No dirty thoughts, too late) as he clutched his head in pain.

"What happened?" Gray asked, it was my turn to smirk.

"You got knocked out by a tennis ball." Oh, he was glaring at me, you know that's not a bad look, makes him look sexier.

"Natsu! Stop fucking spacing out will you?! It's creeping the fuck out of me!"

"Language Gray! There are children here!" I yell, he answered in a deadpan way,

"Are you talking about yourself?" I glared at him,

"Do you wanna stay in the nurses office?"

"Like you can do anything to me!"

"Boys! Are you fighting again?" came a voice from the doorway. Quickly I jumped onto Gray and we clung to each other.

"Hiiee! N-no Erza we're just playfully bantering with each other! Right Natsu?" Gray said stuttering.

"Aye!" I said while grinning stupidly (Narwhal: I thought that was all the time /Natsu: Oi!) Lucy walked into the room with a exasperated face.

"Natsu we don't need another Happy," she said, plopping down on the seat I previously abandoned. I grinned,

"Aye!"

"Natsu!"

"Aye!"

"Natsu!"

"Ay-"

"Natsu cut that off it's getting annoying!" Erza yelled, I yelled, (You mean girly scream?),

"Yes ma'am!" Gray snickered beside me,

"Looks like someone is scared of Erza~" Erza turned her sharp gaze to Gray.

"What was that?"

"Nothing!" Gray screamed, clutching the blankets to his chest. Erza sighed and walked over to us. She grabbed Gray and pulled him into a hug, well more like banged his head against her armor because she hasn't requipped out of it. "Ow! That hurts you damn women!" Erza chose to ignore him and kept on rambling on about how he should hit her for causing his injury.

"Excuse me but Mr. Fullbuster needs to get his rest," interrupted a voice. We all turned around to see an old pink haired women. We were about to protest when a tick mark appeared on her head, "Get out you stupid humans! I can't stand you pathetic things!" After that outburst we all took off, except for Gray who was forced to go back to sleep. I feel sorry that he had to stay with that women, oh well he should learn that pink heads are scary! (Natsu: It's salmon!)

Time Skip; Gray's POV

I arrived home to only walk back out. Lyon scrambled to put his clothes on behind me. Lyon cried out to me,

"Gray it's not what you think!" I glanced back at him.

"Lyon I don't care that your fucking Juvia, just please don't scar my eyes, I've seen enough to have adults question my sanity." He blushed. "Lyon that's gross, stop blushing it makes you look like an idiot. Oh, wait, you are one." Lyon punched me in the gut, making me bend slightly over in pain.

"Shut the hell up Stripper! I should be talking you about yourself! Like why the hell are you stripping in front of children! Are you a pedophile?" I glared at him,

"Oh yeah, says the man who looks like he'll kidnap children and rape them!"

"Gray-sama, dear? Would you mind stopping, people are staring," Juvia said, standing behind us. We paused our argument and looked around us. We saw people covering their children's ears and staring (or glaring) at us.

"Oh," I said bluntly, then I yelled, "Like what you see?"

"Yeah! Can I get some of that booty?" yelled out a random guy. I turned to see who it was. It was a auburn hair guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses. I grinned,

"This ass isn't for you Loke!" Loke laughed. He walked towards us.

"Yo, coming to Lucy's place later?" he asked me as he slung an arm around me. I raised a brow,

"Why? You planning to fuck Lucy too? Damn after seeing nasty I don't need to see more nasty."

"Hey! You could've knocked before entering!" Lyon said, smacking me on the shoulder. Ignored him and entered the house. I left to my room knowing Lyon and Juvia would watch a movie and Loke would go to Lucy's place to do you-know-what. Or that's what I thought because Lyon followed me to my room.

"Gray I have question for you,"Lyon said before flopping down onto my bed.

"Hmm?" I hummed at him. He looked at me serious,

"When are you going to confess to Natsu?" I chocked on my spit and flailed my arms around. Lyon stared at me in amusement, before continuing, "You see Gray, Juvia recently introduced me to this thing called yaoi (Lyon your 17 and you're only finding out about yaoi!? *Dies from shock*) and I decided that you and Natsu are my OTP." I stared at him before punching him,

"Bitch please, we're everyones OTP, we're that special!"

"What about Sting and Rogue? People ship them too," Lyon replied with a smug look. I glared at him,

"They don't count, they're only the backup ship."

General POV

Gray and Lyon continued to bicker, but little did they know that there was someone who was eavesdropping. He grinned, showing his sharp canines.

"Well Gray-Gray, I like you too!" said the pink haired boy, skipping away, "This should be fun!"

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Gomenasai! I'm sorry for not uploading! I hoped this made up for it!

~Narwhal-sama

Narwhal: Natsu, my baby what are you planning?

Gray: *snorts* Something terrible, he got that from you you know

Narwhal: *giggles happily* I know, I'm so proud of myself

Natsu: Hey! I'm not your kid, I'm Igneel's!

Narwhal: *stares at Natsu* Natsu sweetie, do you know how babies are made?

Gray: Oi! Bastard stop corrupting Natsu!*hits Narwhal upside the head*

Narwhal: *rubs head* Hey at least his name isn't Jesús!

Gray and Natsu: *tilts head* Huh? What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Narwhal: *smiles proudly* I showed this guy named Jesús some smut and made him lose his innocence, what's funny is that Jesús translates to Jesus in English, so I corrupted Jesus! *laughs evilly*

Gray: You perverted woman! Gods be damned but I swear you are a dictator!

Narwhal: *in a low voice* Why of course my dear Gray, I rule over this world do I not? Meaning, BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS!

Gray and Natsu: *punches Narwhal in the face, knocking him out*

Natsu: Hey Gray look! The writer put himself as a guy!

Gray: No dimwad that's someone else, they know that Narwhal-idiot is a guy

Natsu: Ohhh, that makes sense. Thank you random person *waves at the writer like an idiot* Huh? Did she just-?

Gray: *starts making out with Natsu* Oi! I'm not doing that so narrate the story right!

Natsu: Um, Gray, where did Narwhal-sama go?

Gray: *looks back* Huh? Wasn't she right-? *stops and stares at the spot where Narwhal was* Fuck that means-!

Narwhal: That's right bitches, I'm back already!

Gray and Natsu: NOOOOOOO

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