Chapter 21: Your Ass is Mine

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Gray's POV

I entered the gym to see people scurrying all over the place. They were rushing to get the auditorium prepared. If your lost then let me explain. The Talent Show is a huge event everyone looks forward to, mainly because it practically last the entire day, and because there are so many cool acts each year. We hold three shows because of how popular it is, it's even streamed live! We hold auditions and have whatever props the chosen people need in the gym. On the big day we move everything backstage and put simple decorations or the things certain acts need around the auditorium.

"Gray can you hold this? Hey take this to the auditorium. Do you know where I put this? Move your ass and work!" came the flurry of bodies around me. My eyebrow twitched in annoyance. Due to me auditioning at the last minute I was told I had to help set up. I lifted the several tons of things in my arms and headed to the auditorium.

"What do people need in these acts?" I muttered under my breath as I stared at the chainsaw that fell out of my pile. I sighed, "You know, I'm not going to bother with it."

Timeskip coz no one gives a fuck

The auditorium was finally finished and we had all the acts lined up. We did a brief rehearsal on how things would go, but we didn't actually perform. The first act was apparently Gajeel, and I have no idea how he got in (probably threatened the judges), with Levy and they were suppose to sing. Oh how I feel sorry for Levy. Then next was Lucy's spirit Taurus, he was suppose to show off his muscles? I don't even know how that's school appropriate, but one of the judges was apparently Gou and there is a rumor that she likes muscles. Mhmm, maybe it was the food and not the body thing. Anyways, there were a total of 10 acts. Not including mine. There will be short games and announcements throughout the entire thing.

"Okay everyone, now that things are settled let's get started!" Principal Makarov said. I blinked in surprised, I didn't realized I had spaced out for so long. I yawned and rubbed my eyes.

"Tired Gray?" Loke said, slapping me on the back. I gave a nod and slouched even farther into my seat. He laughed, "Well no duh, you woke up pretty early to help out. May I ask why though? You're not one to actually care about something like this." I smirked,

"That's for me to know and you to fuck off." He raised an eyebrow at this,

"Don't you mean find out?" I snorted, "Of course not, mind your own business." Loke rolled his eyes and walked away muttering how I being such an ice princess.

"Now then, I will like to introduce our first act, a duet between Gajeel Redfox and Levy McGarden, they'll be singing an original composition called, "Scooby Doo".

"Boo! How the hell did they get in? Someone tell me when it's over," came shouts from the audience. I smirked,

"This is going to be an interesting show."

After several acts

"Now for our last act I would like to introduce Lucy Heartfilia and Juvia Lockser! They will do doing and Ice/Spirit Dance!" Makarov yelled. The crowd exploded in excitement. Last year when they both performed was amazing, Juvia made her water sing and Lucy told a story threw her spirits lights (sorry not sure how to describe it, just think of the lights she used to make fireworks). They were the most exciting acts to watch. Now with them performing together it was bound to be spectacular!

The lights dimmed and they stood at the middle of the stage with their heads bent down. Soft music began to play, everyone swayed at the soft toon. They slowly began to move to the sides of the stage, trailing light and ice along the way. Then the music changed and the real show started, people cheered at the song. Lucy summoned her spirits while Juvia began to make different background scenes. They were twisting and turning and a whole lot of other things. It was magical, no one tore their eyes off of them. Then the music stopped and they bowed. The entire place exploded with clapping and shouts. They smiled and walked off stage.

"Give it up for Lucy and Juvia!!!!" shouted Makarov. Juvia bounded over to me.

"What did Gray-sama think?" she asked. I gave her a tiny smile and a pat the head.

"Wonderful. " She beamed, then Makarov announced the next thing.

"Now we usually only have 10 ten acts, but we decided to make an exception this time, we have one more act of the day. Now before that, for anyone against the LGBT+ community, screw you. And now let me introduce Gray Fullbuster!!!"

"Ehhh????" everyone yelled in shock. I smirked and walked on stage. They followed my every move. I grabbed the microphone from the principal and he walked off. I said nothing. Then music began to play and I opened my mouth and began to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIjrHyCvRR4

Everyone stared memorized as the song ended. I widened my smirk and said into the microphone,

"I love you Natsu." It went into chaos from there.

"Love? Gray is gay? That sounds like a fucking break up song!" I chuckled at them, then heard a voice yell out,

"Love you too, Gray!" everyone's head swung towards the voice, that voice having pink hair. Silence filled the room.

"Is what you wish I said."

"What the fuck Natsu!!!" everyone yelled. He grinned cheekily before responding, "It was a joke guys, but I do love you Ice Princess." I smiled back him.

"Of course you do, nothing can resist this sexiness. Now then, get your ass up here so I can kiss you!" I yelled, Natsu complied and ran up to the stage, jumping onto it. I grabbed his waist and dipped him into a deep kiss. Squealing erupted throughout the room. We detached from each other's lips. We smiled and kissed once more.

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Whoa guys, this makes me sad to say this, but this story is almost over. Sorry for long awaited update. I will have one more chapter to write before ending the book completely.

~Narwhal- sama

Narwhal: *sniff sniff*

Gray&Natsu: What's wrong

Narwhal: You guys, I'm going to miss you

Natsu: Come on now you got one more chapter to say goodbye!

Narwhal: Actually, this is the last skit

Gray&Natsu:  ........WHAT?!

Narwhal: I wanted to end the book seriously, not with a skit. So guys I'm going to miss you

Gray: But aren't you going to write another one?

Narwhal: I-I don't know

Natsu: *tears up* Narwhal! *hugs Narwhal*

Narwhal: Ew! *pushes Natsu off* Sorry, but not my type!

Natsu: Not your type?! Fuck that shit, no one resist this kawaii overdose

Narwhal: Why does that sound like something a weeaboo would say?

Natsu: I don't know, I don't think like you

Narwhal: Of course you don't, you're way to stupid to try

Natsu: *tick mark appears* Wanna say that again? *bashes head against Narwhal's*

Gray: What the hell happen to the sentimental moment?

Narwhal: *glances at Gray* I don't do that shiest

Gray: So now you're going to try to cover up your language?

Narwhal :*baffled looked* What are you talking about, I don't curse!

Gray&Natsu: *heads look up towards the sky, a thought bubble appears*

Flashback

"Who you calling a bitch?"

"What the hell?!"

"REALLY, FUCK I THOUGHT DIRTY!"

"Why thank you for observing my ass!"

"That's right bitches,"

Flashback end

Narwhal: Well, only a couple times

Gray&Natsu: Fuck that shit

Narwhal: This service is now unavailable due to large amounts of inappropriate language. Thank you for your understanding

Gray&Natsu: Oi!

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