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Gray finally went home and that means that I have to go to Sting's room for The Talk. As much as I wanted to avoid it I know Sting would give it to me, one way or another. And I can't even run away because he'll track me down and I'll have to come home at one point. The frustrations of having Dragon Slayer brothers. Well let's get this over with. Then I made my way to Sting's room.

As I entered his room Sting was at his desk. He turned around slowly like in the movies when something shocking is about to happen.

"Hello, welcome, I've been waiting," said Sting in a low voice.

"Can we just get this over with?"I asked with a blush. Sting smiled a creepy smile. He chuckled darkly,

"Now Natsu why would you want that? I'm sure this is going to be a great talk." My eyebrow ticked in annoyance,

"Cut the crap and just get started," I snapped. Sting's face turned serious,

"Okay Natsu, I know this is a embarrassing subject but if I'm not the one to give it to you then who will? It's a lot less embarrassing if it's a sibling, who is also gay." I blushed at the part he added. "Okay Natsu so first things first, sex." Now I was really blushing,"First thing is that if you don't want it to me be painful you have to use a lube! And don't get confused with a condom, that's what you use if you're doing it with a girl, but you can use a condom, but I believe it's unnecessary, I mean it's not like you can get pregnant! Lube is so much better, I mean you can get more into the mood. It also makes sex less painful and that brings up the subject of positions. Are you top or bottom? Wait no, don't answer that you probably don't know anyways, right Natsu?" asked Sting with narrowed eyes.

"Of course I don't know! So stop looking at me like that!" I exclaimed, burrowing myself in my scarf to hide my face.

"Good, that's what I thought. Anyways extra information, the top person is called the seme, and the person on the bottom is called the uke,"

"Wait a second,"I interrupted,"what's the middle position called?" Sting paused.

"That, I don't know, and do think you're going to do a three-some?" I turned a bright beet red and shook my head furiously, God, this was an embarrassing subject. "Okay, then also if you're going to insert your you-know-what into the "hole" you have to scissors them loose first because it's going to hurt like hell! Then after they loosen up, insert. Also try to find the prostate it'll really create moans, also along with their sweet spot. A sweet spot is the sensitive part a a persons body that can sexually arouse them. It should be somewhere in the crook of their neck, I think, everyone's different so I don't know. Oh! And if you're going to do it try to keep it down, some people are trying to sleep. Oh, but that depends on when you're going to do it, so if you're doing sex at night try to be as quiet as you can. Well I think that sums it up, so you can leave. But fiiirrrsssttt," Sting then turned around, back to his desk and pulled something out. And that thing was lube. "Here you go, just in case you do plan on it, now you can leave." Sting finished, handing me the lube and shooing me to the door.

But before I left I said, "Sting how do you know all of this? Better yet why do you have a lube?" Sting blushed a bright red, which made me smirk. Gotcha back for that embarrassing lecture bitch. Then I turned and left.

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So I hoped you guys like it. In the comments write some suggestions on what I should write in my story.

~Narwhal-sama

Natsu: Um, so Narwhal-sama what did you and Gray talk about?

Narwhal: *smirks in Grays direction* Oh nothing, just catching up and all. Rightttttt Graaaayyyy?

Gray:*blushes* Y-yeah r-right

Natsu:*glances at Gray curiously* Okay whatever you say.

Narwhal: Anyways Gray would you-

Erza:*comes crashing through the wall* Hello Narwhal-sama, sorry for crashing in, had a little technical difficulties.

Narwhal:*shocked* I-it's o-okay, but you couldn't take the door?

Erza:*considering this option* I could've but it would've taken too long.

Narwhal:*confused look* What would've taken too long?

Erza: I wanted to say good bye to all the readers and thank them for their dedication. Is that okay Natsu, Gray, and Narwhal-sama?*gives them a scary look*

Narwhal, Gray, Natsu: I-it's okay!*hugs each other in terror*

Erza:*gives them a kind smile* Thank you. Now then, goodbye readers and thank you for reading!

Gray:*mutters* Kind of too formal isn't it?

Erza:*stares at Gray with a death look* What was that Gray?

Gray:*trembling* N-nothing Erza, just clearing my throat, *cough, cough*

Narwhal: *snickers* Gray-chan almost got caught

Gray: *shoots Narwhal a dirty look*

Erza: I thought so, so now goodbye readers!

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