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He’s Blonde??” Kevin laughs due to my misfortune that happened with Matt. I’ve told him everything that happened with the sandy haired blonde boy. I groan, sitting on my bed next to him.

“Don’t you dislike blondes?”

“On the contrary, I loathe them.”

“So tell me what happened, one more time?” he beckons and I sigh.

“We fought and I pulled off that thing on his head and there it was, staring me in the face with all its blondeness.”

“What did you do afterwards?” he lies down on the bed and looks up at the ceiling. I follow suit and lay next to him.

“I freaked, I mean he’s…blonde yet I’m still oddly attracted. So I ran out like a Bat out of Hell. ”

“Weird.”

“God, I know, I feel dirty.” I shiver with disgust and he chuckles lightly.

“You know blondes are not all that bad.” I look over at him with a “You’re can’t be serious” look and he shrugs.

“Dude, blondes are the work of the devil, and I’d know my family fights them like every day!” I shriek, throwing my arms up to the sky.

“You need to calm down, it’s not like he’s a demon in disguise or anything…” he trails off and we both look at each other.

“Could he be…?” I follow, we both stare at each other a while longer.

“Nah!” we say in unison and laugh. I love Kevin; he’s such a good friend. He’s always here for me no matter what.

“Boys! Dinner’s ready!” my mother calls us and we both get up off the bed. We both make a break for the door and tried to squeeze through it at the same time.

“Stop. It.” I sneer playfully at him through laughter.

“You stop.” Well if that’s what he wants. I stop tugging and he flies through the door sand crashes onto hallway’s floor.

“Woah boys, mom called.” Drew chuckles, his black haired over his eyes.

“Thanks Big Bro, we’re on our way there now.”  I stick out my tongue at Kevin and skip down the hall and wait for him at the steps. He finally makes his way towards me and we head down to the kitchen.

“Oh, hello boys, take a seat!” mom cheers. She’s always been perky…it scares me a bit really. I see Kevin whiffing in the sweet scent of pasta.

“Here you go.” she whispers putting plates in front of us and it isn’t long before we dig on in.

“So, how was your day?” she asks us, tending to another pot, and from the smoke it’s obviously a potion.

“Interesting…” I answer my mouth full of the saucy delishness.

“Don’t speak with your mouth full Allen and how was it interesting?” her voice questions, I can hear the curiosity tickling her tone.

“Something of Interest happened?” I countered. I don’t want my mom all up in my bees wax!

“He likes the new student in our class.” I choke on my pasta and shoot a nasty look towards Kevin, who is smirking.

“Chew Allen!” she warns, her motherly tone coming to the forefront. Her eyes soften and a smile forms on her face. “So, who’s the girl?” Kevin snorts and my mom looks at him confused.

“Yeah, girl…” he murmurs and I elbow him in the ribs from under the table causing him to choke.

“Are you okay dear?”

“Yeah, peachy.” He answers and I smile.

“Don’t worry about it mom, it’s nothing.”

“Alright dear, is anyone giving you a hard time?”

“Nope.” I say popping the “p”

“Good, I don’t want to have to turn anyone into frogs……again.” I would laugh when she said that but she’s serious.

“Not again mom, you remember what happened the last time.” I look at Kevin and we both shiver at the memory. Mom laughs and turns back the smoking pot. Kevin knows my mom is a witch, I told him back in 5th grade and even though he was scared he still stuck by me and now he fully accepts me.

“Alright let’s try this one more time…” she mumbles to herself and throws in some funny looking plant.

Smoke fills the air and she lets out a shriek.

“Mom are you okay??”

“Yeah, I’m fine.” She says turning around.

“Woah.” Kevin whispers and my eyes bulge.

“What’s the matter?” she asks her voice annoyingly nasal.

“You’re nose is missing…”

“Oh, not again!” she squeals heading out of the kitchen.

“So, I’ll see you tomorrow then?” Kevin asks getting up from, his seat. He only lives a couple of blocks over so he can walk.

“Yeah, see you later.” I get up from my seat and hug him goodbye, then he exits. I sigh, alone again!

I run up the stairs and to the bathroom, alas the door is locked.

“Knock, Knock.”

“Who’s there?” a voice plays along, it’s a female’s voice.

“Allen Halliwell.”

“Allen Halliwell who?”

“Allen Halliwell, get your lard ass out of there so I can take a piss!” it goes silent for a while but I can hear the door unlocking from the other side.

“You pee so long Kerry.”

“At least I pee straight into the bowl and not all over the floor.” I gasp as she walks away briskly.

“That happened one time…two times…Three times TOPS!” I shout back at her.

“Whatever.” She sings as turns the corner. Stupid big sister…Kerry is educated and very uptight. The exact opposite of Drew who is more of a free spirit. The only thing they have in common is the fact that they both came out of the same womb.

After my little tinkle I head to my room and jump on my bed. I grab my IPod and stick in my earphone.

Music soothes the soul, I forget about all my problems when I’m listening to the sweet sounds of my favorite artist.

Everyone’s been talking about the new GaGa album and I finally bought it. I have to say, I liked it. Most of the songs sound the same though, but others really stick out Like The Edge of Glory, Bloody Mary and my favorite You and I. Plus she is teaching us German!

There ain’t a reason you and me should be alone,

Tonight Yeah baby, tonight yeah baby.

 

I let the sweet melodies take me over and just relax. I use my feet to kick of my shoes and move up in my bed until I reached the head. What I am going to do about my current issue? Sure, people in school know that I’m bi but what about my family? How will they react? How will they found out? It’s not like I can just say “Hey guys, I like chicks and dudes” and think that everything is going to be peachy-keen. This isn’t The Brady Bunch.

I’m on the edge of glory

And I’m hanging on a moment of Truth

Out on the Edge of Glory

And I’m hanging on a moment with you.

I’m on the Edge

The Edge

The Edge

The Edge

The Edge

The Edge

The Edge! I’m on the Edge of Glory and I’m hanging on a moment with you.

I’m on the Edge with You!

Then there is Matt. He must hate me right now. Not that I care or anything. I mean he’s blonde. I don’t do blonde. They just come off so rude to me. Maybe I’ve been watching too may teen movies but they are really obnoxious. Even in my school. I hate em all…except Pamela Anderson, she can hang.

Plus his whole bad boy image thing is something I’ve seen before. I bet he’s screwing some girl right now, kissing one or hugging one. Why is this getting me so angry? Forget Him, he’s a jerk!

I’m not a player.

His voice still is in my head! God, it’s so annoying and why didn’t he want me to think he’s a player? He got pretty offended when I did.

Lady GaGa’s voice and Matt’s fight for dominance in my head. I try to listen to the song but his voice keeps on popping back in my head. I groan and try to listen to her voice but sleeps soon overpowers me and I drift into dreamless slumber.

I wake up to the sounds of a some chick vocalizing on my alarm clock. Then the worst beat ever starts to keep in.

What in the Blue Hell is This?

7am waking up in the Morning

Gatta be fresh Gatta go downstairs

Gatta have my bowl

Gatta have cereal.

“Make it STOP! God!” I yell covering my ears.

It’s Friday, Friday

Gatta get down on Friday!

Jesus

“What’s going on?” a sleepy Drew and Kerry both says coming through my door.

“Who’s the chick singing?” Kerry asks rubbing her eyes.

“And why is she singing about Fried eggs?” Drew snorts and they both laugh.

“I can already tell this day is going to suck.” I groan again rustling my bed head.

“Well, hurry up so I can give you a lift to school.” Drew says smiling.

“You know I hate that you two are ten years older than me, it’s not fair.” Drew chuckles and pinches my cheeks.

“Well, that’s life Allen, so get dressed.”  I nod and head into the bathroom.

30 unfortunate minutes later

I finally drag myself downstairs and out the door with Drew.

I feel like I’m forgetting something. Oh Shiz my bag! Where is it? Damn, I left it in school after my fight…with Matt. This is not going to be good.

In a matter of minutes I arrive at school. Drew tousles my hair again and I get out of the car. The parking lot is filled with kids. No one really goes into the school until the first bell rings. I scope the lot for Kevin but he seems to be nowhere to be found. I scan one more time. I see Matt, and he’s talking to Laura Barker. Laura barker, one of the main reasons I hate blondes. She’s like the superhero for sluts and her vagina is her power… I bet books are her weakness, or common sense, or cheese.

She waves over at me and I raise an eyebrow. Matt turns and looks me dead in the eyes. Even from 15 feet away his eyes still shine like blue diamonds.

I half heartedly wave at them both. To my surprise Matt waves back. He stops for some reason though then he- I gasp. Did he stick up his middle finger at me?!

“Dickhead!” I shout from across the parking lot, gaining the looks of a few people in the process. He smirks and Laura hits him in the back of his head. I roll my eyes and head inside. I spot Kevin standing next to our lockers and run to him. I jump on his back and lay my chin on top of his head.

“Kevvy-poo!” I coo and he laughs.

“Good to see you two tiger, now down boy.” I jump off his back and open my locker.

“How was thou morning Sir Kevin?”

“Excellent so far Lord Halliwell.”

“Did you do Mrs. Adams’ homework?” my face pales, damn I forgot all about that.

“No…crap.” He chuckles at me again.

“She’s gonna give you detention Allen.”

“I should be used to it.”

“Morning guys!” a shrill voice says, breaking into our conversation.

“Morning Arianna!” I yell hugging her and kissing her cheek. Arianna is the 3rd quarter of my group of close friends. She’s spunky, a redhead and very well grounded. Of all my friends she’s the one who is the most energetic.

 “Morning Arianna.” Kevin says, a little shyly. They so like each other. She smiles and gives him a hug.

That’s my boy, Get some! I wink at him while they are hugging and he rolls his eyes.

The halls are starting to get crowed now, and the noise level is starting to pick up. Arianna’s smile drops when she sees Laura walking in with Matt.

“What a slut, a total disgrace to the female race.” She hisses towards Laura.

“Damn tell us how you really feel Arianna.” Kevin smiles at her and I chuckle. This girl is really insane.

“I’m sorry but she is a too face hooker and her skirt is hideous! I mean how you can trust her, she’s as fake as her mom’s boobs— Hey Laura girl!” she says waving towards her with a fake smile and Laura smiles and waves back.

Me and Kevin look at each other confused. Girls are so confusing.

She looks back at us. “Hooker, well I have to go guys—,” she runs in Laura’s direction “I love your skirt…” I hear her say faintly.

“She’s nuts.” Kevin mumbles and I poke him in his chest.

“You so love her Kevin.” His face turns red and he turns to his locker. The bell rings and he covers his face with his math book.

“See you in class.” He quickly says and runs off. I turn my attention to my locker. Dang, my math book was inside of my bag. Which Matt has…

The halls number decreases and not soon later I am the only one left in them.

“You.” I spin at the sound of the voice. Matt is leaning against the wall on the other side like yesterday only this time his blonde hair is visible. He is still smoking but after yesterday, I don’t think I can find him as hot anymore.  

“What do you want?” I sneer at him and he smirks again. So freaking ANNOYING!

He kicks up off the wall and advances towards me. He doesn’t stop until he is directly in front of me. He brings his mouth to my ears and breathes.

“I want to give you something.” He coos in my ear and then looks me back in my eyes, then down at my lips.

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