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Stiles had always eaten his cereal with yoghurt. His mom had always said that that was the only proper way to eat his cereal because milk was meant for baking, making coffee, and even (maybe) putting in tea.

Derek had always eaten his cereal with milk and thought that yoghurt and cereals were just the grossest thing in the history of the universe.

Somehow, that idea changed and the entire pack ended up eating their cereal with yoghurt because Stiles is just that good at persuading everyone. It went something like that :

Allison-

Scott and Stiles had this habit of eating cereal with yoghurt. Allison had never cared and neither had anyone else. Except Derek. The pack would sometimes wake up to shouts of 'you're a cereal killer, Stiles, a cereal killer !' and it just amused them.

Allison had always eaten her cereal with milk until that one day when she couldn't find milk and was too hungry to care. She mixed her favorite cereal with vanilla yoghurt and sat on one of the stools in the Pack House. Stiles did end up buying milk a few hours later but his light smirk when Derek had shouted about being surround by cereal killers upon seeing her finishing her breakfast was enough to tell her he had meant for her to use yoghurt instead of milk.

That sneaky little shit.

Erica-

Erica had gotten very, very tired with hearing Derek's shouts early in the morning (at 11am to be precise) and was looking for a way to get back at him. The way he reacted to Allison's new cereal habits however were enough to show Erica what to do.

The next morning, at 11 :15, Erica made herself a bowl of cereal and, sending a wink to Stiles and Allison, she asked Derek to pass the yoghurt. Which he did before realising what the yoghurt was for. He took a deep breath in and (in a slightly annoyed tone) asked what Erica thought she was doing. « Eating Breakfast my dear Alpha. » A huff responded her answer and Derek simply left the room mumbling about cereal killers and the house being his anyway and kicking them out and blah blah blah.

Lydia-

Derek's shouts of cereal killers had become annoyed mumbles and to be very honest, Lydia found it amusing to see his reaction to a think as basic as a way to eat cereal. Lydia had taken to drinking coffee and would often empty the milk cartons just to see Derek pissed. She also enjoyed eating her cereal with yoghurt which made the entire situation especially funny.

Every morning, Lydia had taken to making everyone coffee, emptying the milk cartons, and forcing everyone to eat cereal with yoghurt. Derek's reaction was just the funniest thing. He would often go without breakfast or he'd eat toast or a fruit.

Isaac and Boyd (A/N- no, they're not a couple.... Unless you want them to be)

Isaac and Boyd had always eaten cereal with milk but lately the lack of milk was forcing them to eat their breakfast with yoghurt and a coffee. Which, in all honesty, they really didn't mind. And Derek's reaction was priceless so it was all worth it anyway in the end. The best part of it all was Stiles' very smug grin and his innocent excuses about the lack of milk or about the amount of yoghurt that seemed to always be present in the fridge.

The two boys were enjoying Derek's annoyed huffs and claims of cereal killers a bit too much and it had become a new game- who could make Derek the most annoyed using only cereal and yoghurt. It was more fun than their previous game (who can make Derek the most jealous without actually flirting with Stiles) which had stopped working after a few weeks when Derek had figured the game out.

Stiles-

Of course, Stiles knew what the whole cereal thing was doing to Derek. If he was honest with himself, Stiles did enjoy Derek's reactions and he found the whole situation to be a lot of fun. Within two weeks everyone but Derek had switched to yoghurt with their cereal and Derek was slowly going crazy, amusing everyone. Stiles felt kind of bad but not really because he really was having a lot of fun.

One morning, Stiles decided to empty out the fridge and cupboards and pretty much the whole kitchen to the point where their was only cereal and yoghurt left. Derek had been annoyed but he had eaten breakfast and looked over his shoulder every mouth ful to make sure no one would see him eating his cereal with yoghurt. Stiles had seen of course and he grinned, a plan coming along in his head.

+1 Derek-

Derek had always eaten his cereal with milk. And then one day he had no choice but to eat it with yoghurt. And it wasn't that bad. Since that day, Derek only ate cereal with yoghurt and made sure that no one would know about it. Until he and Stiles ate breakfast together and Derek had forgotten about the Yoghurt Vs. Milk thing and he just ate his cereal with yoghurt. In front of Stiles. Who coughed, « Uhm, Derek ? You do realise you are eating cereal with yoghurt, right ? » Stiles then went on to call him a cereal killer for weeks. Then Derek got tired of it and kissed him to shut him up. And that seemed to have worked well enough.

The End

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